Okay, not really. That would be awkward since I’m engaged to someone else.* But what I do love are his books. I go to the gym with them just so I can sit on the elliptical and pretend to be multi-tasking. That’s how much I don’t want to put them down.
My most recent read was “The Book of Joe”, and I won’t lie to you my Internet friends – it was just as good as “This is Where I Leave You”. It’s funny – laugh out loud on the bus funny, but is also incredibly touching. One of the many plot lines is that a high school student is bullied for being homosexual. I’m not going to go into details except to say that I definitely cried once or twice. Kids can be so mean, and to think that this actually happens – that a kid can ridicule one of his peers so much that a 16 or 17 year old child will take his or her own life is absolutely mind blowing to me. The worst part is that statistically, it’s the parents who have turned their back on their own child when a suicide occurs. Who ARE THESE PEOPLE? Is your son or daughter any different after you find out they’re gay? No you idiots. Anyway. I don’t want to get all crazy on the blog, but this is definitely something I feel strongly about. Mostly because I can’t believe that it actually happens. In 2011! I’m a big fan of Dan Savage, and if you haven’t heard of the It Gets Better Project, you should definitely check it out. And if by some crazy chance a 15 year old high school student (LGBT or not) has stumbled across this post, believe me – it gets better. High school is a really good time for a few people, and a mediocre to terrible time for everyone else.
In a nutshell, just go read the book.
Side note: I hated “Running With Scissors”, so the fact that Augusten Burroughs has the front and center quote on the cover made me not want to read this book. Thankfully I take most idioms to heart, and decided to read it despite what was on the cover.
*Seriously though, Jon. Call me.




































